The Poor Burro

He is muy triste. That means sad. He could tell you a story with his tears.

Somehow over the course of recording the dialogue for the Season Finale (we recorded parts 1 and 2 together, then part 3 a couple of weeks later), the mysterious burro became the brunt of many jokes. Were he real, I assure you his tears would fall like so much chubby rain. Or worse yet, sideways rain.

Anywho, as I said in the last update, there were well over 50 audio tracks to sort out, so the outtakes are about twice as long as usual. Hopefully you have as much fun listening to them as we did being goofballs. Right click and select “save as” to download it.

Warning: Definitely some NSFW tomfoolery on here.

http://www.smoothfewfilms.com/extras/tlw114OutTakes.mp3

Enjoy. The first commentaries should be hitting the site next week.

88 thoughts on “The Poor Burro”

  2. Jake Harlin

    No im not going to leave something saying 1st comment that would be dumb… but great outtakes, haha poor burro.. all he wants to do is write poetry!! -Jake AKA Phantom

  4. Htpmedia

    Aww 4th comment..
    haha so awesome outtakes

    heres some i thought were funny:

    “f**k barrack, vote westy!”
    “cortez this is madness; THIS IS SPARTAA!!”
    “Issac Newton would be so upset right now, his theory was debunked”
    “i do not make bargains, i make contracts.. mother f***er, i make it rain b**ch”

    ROTFLOL!1
    XD

  7. Some GUY

    hey who was the voice of the girl that says mexican stuff??? Which I know its on Early of Part 2 of the finale

  8. Eddy

    [quote comment=”9475″]hey who was the voice of the girl that says mexican stuff??? Which I know its on Early of Part 2 of the finale[/quote]
    The wife.

  12. Dom

    Nice outtakes! NOT G4!!! Poor Burro. So, how many people actually do all those voices? I recognize who do a few similar voices, but people like “Snowman nub” (can’t ever remember his name) seem to be quite different voices than the others.

  14. Npwyakin

    Haha, best one yet. I always listen to these bloopers its sooo funny even if theres no movie with it! “All I can think about is raping burros” You guys at leetworld are the best! Thanks for making these!

  17. GunshyPigeon

    ROFLololMAO!!!!

    your outtakes are awesome!

    you should so do a special episode where you use your outtakes but ingame?
    would be hilarious, or maybe its shit and its just me!

    GO WESTY!!!!
    I loved player so much,

    but you guys should bring back Montrose!,
    that guy cracks me up!
    p.s. in a non-feminine and/or an entirely heterosexual kind of way
    ha *looks around* ha!

  18. ClanFever

    Cortez this is madness! THIS IS SPARTA. 😀

    No one agnoligized that player saved Ahmad’s life in part 2. :'(

  21. Jake Harlin

    More outtakes with player not making a single mistake! Haha and all he can think about is raping burros!

  22. Eddy

    [quote comment=”9494″]More outtakes with player not making a single mistake! Haha and all he can think about is raping burros![/quote]

    It’s true, Player is all business when he shows up to perform.

  23. ihha1

    [quote comment=”9481″]http://www.smoothfewfilms.com/faq/

    That has a list of the voices.[/quote]

    but who does that doc’s voice who was on the finale scene of the finale!?

  26. Rayguy228

    I loved the
    “Does your rape run so deep?”
    (Voice far away) “OH IT RUNS VERY DEEP”

  38. SWATTEAM

    [quote comment=”9512″][quote comment=”9501″]I loved the
    “Does your rape run so deep?”
    (Voice far away) “OH IT RUNS VERY DEEP”[/quote]

    Awesome.

    When I heard that Ace Attorney part, I instantly thought of this:
    http://www.getdropbox.com/gallery/9902/1/odd?h=a30c8f

    It’s the only image in there.

    But I don’t have gmod (if I did, the image would probably be way better).[/quote]]

    Why don’t you buy the game?

  39. SWATTEAM

    Here is the list of voice:
    Chet – Nick
    Westheimer – Eddy
    Leeroy – Kerry
    Montrose – Eddy
    Ellis – Daniel
    Cortez – Eddy
    Ahmad – Ben
    Producer – Nick
    Adam Sizzler – Daniel
    “Domination” – Eddy
    Player – ?
    Mendoza – Ty
    Pablo – Doug

  40. the_lunch_club

    “If the moon was made of spare ribs, would you have some?”
    lol I love when Eddy goes into Harry Carry
    MORE HARRY CARRY!!

  45. iSpaz

    Be funny if next season you put them in team fortress 2! Player would be pyro, west would be soldier, leeroy would enginer and chet would be demo man. For terriosts cortez would be sniper, montrose would be medic, elis would be heavy and ahmad would be scout 🙂

  48. franzcis066

    Oh yeah g4tv.com

    Lerroy – when the muertos got near it the muertos, it destructed everything, I cant even watch g4 anymore.

    Adam Sezzler is the one who host the show g4. Adam Sizzler is the name on the leetworld for barney. Nice name, you guys watch g4 too much ^^

  49. Pharoahgakash

    Hmm… i wouldn’t mind doing something for the show. maybe music/voice acting/idk. ik this is the second time (and last) ima post this link (like it, or love it) but for those who have not seen it (and are fans of TLW) feel free 2 check it out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm8CT3Ivus

    Anyway, i look forward to the next season and Soundtrack for this season!

  52. ClanFever

    [quote comment=”9538″]Hmm… i wouldn’t mind doing something for the show. maybe music/voice acting/idk. ik this is the second time (and last) ima post this link (like it, or love it) but for those who have not seen it (and are fans of TLW) feel free 2 check it out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm8CT3Ivus

    Anyway, i look forward to the next season and Soundtrack for this season![/quote]

    Dammit your site is acting glitchy lol, it said it hadn’t posted my first post.

    Anyway, watch that video, it’s really good. 🙂

  53. Joe

    “Vote Westy in 08! f**k barrack, vote Westy!” Perhaps my favorite outtake of all the ones made.

    “I run a law firm in my spare time….Cortez cardinal: Ace Attorney!”

    “I can’t even watch G4 any more!”

    “Issac Newton would be so upset right now, his theory was debunked!”

    rofl

  54. Kyreo

    loved the last outtake……”F*** IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!!” whats that guys name…the news anchor….dangit…….

  59. fps_bam

    get microsoft sam for player!11

    yay sweet.

    pero el burro buscO el burrito?

    isnt it busca? if it was busco it would i be “i search”, and busca is “he/she/it searches”

    anyways.. nice =)

  61. VertigoSFX

    My friend from my gaming community and I were listening to this last night and literally laughed for about 10 minutes straight…this stuff was awesome. Great outtakes guys, you never fail to live up to the expectations.

  63. MikeyofKnife

    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!! I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD !!!! NICE JOB! (even if they are mistakes)

    Westheimer: CORTEZ THIS IS MADNESS!

    Cortez: THEEES IZZZ SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ROFLMAOOOOOOO

  64. -=Tar=-

    “If The Moon Were Made Of Spare Ribs, Would You Have Some”, I started cracking up on that one, really good stuff guys.

  66. Russspecnaz

    [quote comment=”9467″]Aww 4th comment..
    haha so awesome outtakes

    heres some i thought were funny:

    “f**k barrack, vote westy!”
    “cortez this is madness; THIS IS SPARTAA!!”
    “Issac Newton would be so upset right now, his theory was debunked”
    “i do not make bargains, i make contracts.. mother f***er, i make it rain b**ch”

    ROTFLOL!1
    XD[/quote]
    wtf is so funny?))

  68. Sir_Godspeed

    Oh man, seriously, this was so funny I almost pissed my pants. well, I could’ve. with some good will and a can of liquid. anyway, I love when Ellis goes intellectual, it’s so damn funny to get the redneck-with-intimate-knowledge-of-stuff comments. And when cortez and westy acts like a comedian duo. 😛

  74. Hiders

    [quote comment=”9476″][quote comment=”9475″]hey who was the voice of the girl that says mexican stuff??? Which I know its on Early of Part 2 of the finale[/quote]
    The wife.[/quote]

    Whose? wow…..I cant believe it that U guys have so much good voices………If u dont believe me….go watch RvB and some others Machinima they were good but you guys are BETTER. U guys got a good storyline good voices and a not bad “comp act”. If they make a Vote for the best Machinima for Episodes I’ll definitely pick you GUYS….DEFINITELY…oh and when i said about the not bad “comp act” its because When they were shooting I can see the holes of the shot way Up then the target….If u guys can shoot at the cover it will be better…

  78. playa

    OMG, I laughed so f*ing hard that It started to hurt in my guts. BTW LOVE PLAYER! GJ guyz!

  79. playa

    OMG, I laughed so f*ing hard that It started to hurt in my guts. BTW LOVE PLAYER! GJ guyz! Hope you continue soon.

  81. The PieDude

    Nice job guys. The Leet World is just plain Awsome!
    Your jobs kick so much @$$ that they rape burros!

    Keep up the awsome work.

    Leet World FTW!!!!!

  83. Scott of Warren, MI

    “We’ll do it live”.

    LMFAO. I think I wizzed myself. The best for last.

    Thanks.

    LEETWORLD! YEAH!

  87. Domix

    Dueds i love the leet world series, ive seen all the vids, wfd =D . rofl.
    it is so awsum, but dudes r u making any more?
    i must c more.
    R u making a 2nd season, i hope so i reallly looooved it, just make mor or il piss in ur eyes. .. . .. . . .
    lol jj’s, great jobs guys =D

  88. Kfo007

    “If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs would you eat it? … It’s a simple question doctor. Would ya eat the moon if it were made of RIBS???”

    AWESOMENESS! >.>

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