The Pain Train

You all know what this is, so I’ll be brief. After many days of toil, we present to you Episode Eleven of The Leet World, “Wrong Side of the Hax“.

It’s the epic second challenge, so you all know what to expect. Shooting. Legendary music from Damn Dangerous. Explosions. Drama. And maybe a twist or two.

Be friendly- click here to Digg it. Only some of the downloadable versions are available at the moment, but the rest will be up later today.

Enjoy!

Edit: Thanks for all the great feedback, dudes. Some of the responses and analysis you’ve done have been so cool to read. We’re glad you enjoy this episode as much as we do!

144 thoughts on “The Pain Train”

  4. teh_nooberer

    FOURTH(or fifth, depends on how long it takes to post this message)!!!! I guess i don’t have to stay up after all…

  7. teh_nooberer

    …Wait…is this almost the end? And this is just a guess but i think that the producer IS the domination guy…or the boss of the domination guy…either way

  8. roxodon

    Wow, Awesome episode! To be honest Montrose wasn’t as 1337 as the last challenge, but what the heck, you made your point with the hacks! Love it!

    Thanks and keep ’em coming! Best Machinima out there

  10. Captain Canada

    Cortez is my fav character, he is too badass! I hope Ahmad comes around again.

    Thanks for the great work guys!

  14. Andrew

    ZOMG, im shaking, that was suspense at its greatest. That was awesome guys. So….. whens episode 12 comin out lol?

  15. Cortez

    nubito will pay and he will deay for that hov he killd our team!Maby he is haxing bat CORTEZ can kill hem by hearing he way!

  16. Cortez

    i am really mad about that hov i have nonsteam conetr strice surce i want to join your server to show hov Cortez becomed the leader

  19. Noggin

    Definitely worth the wait, that was the best episode so far! you guys just keep getting better and better.

  26. butterflap

    ok yeah i just looked at my comment and it says i posted it at 2:42 and its 4:42 here. DAMN I AM 2 HOURS BEHIND! ahem il shutup nao……

  27. Tony

    🙂 Can’t wait till episode 12! 🙂 , it just keeps getting more and more epic every episode!

  29. S3raph

    OMG, i love the end of the first round, when westheimer dropped the gun onto cortez XD EXCELLENT CHOICE OF PWNAGE STYLE.

    lol w slash e = rofl

    Cortez appears to be still badass, he almost got ahmad >.< if he had an automatic weapon he might have killed ahmad.

    SSJ ahmad = BEST LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN ROFL. GREAT SCRIPT WORK.

  30. Killergabo

    best one out of all of em…
    dude, that was friggin sweet…
    i say best line of the episode was by montrose..
    “what….the….(terrorist wins)”

  33. Darthas

    i Got it!!!!! LEET WORLD is not going to end soon!!!!! Becouse The things is just starting to get interesting xDDDDD CHET PWNS!!!!!! I love when he flied all across the train yard!!

    Player And CheT = Army OF 2!!!!!!

  34. idiotic

    sadly… cortez… that would have been a great shot…. think about it
    leg shot ftl… you know what if cortez is real in real life i might invite him to join the -=Twn=- clan and start pwning on the awp_india noob galore and awp_india professional -go-

  35. Gaines

    I did not think that episode should have played out the way it did, the 1st round was the way it should have gone. Westheimer should have convinced Ahmad hacks are deadly, leading up to Ahmad kiling him anyway. That was the only part I didn’t like when Ahmad killed Westheimer, you should have had him trying to convince him out of it.

  40. RoxBox

    AWESOME… great job.. do u think u could release the other songs that were added? like the round 2 song.. totally ownage

  44. Chuck_Norris

    WHUT??!!!11ELEVEN
    Pwnage.

    I’m still betting that Adam Sizzler will personally come and rock the fucking house.

  48. michel

    u guy could get a network contract for this! that was some crazy ass shit, my god best episode so far

  49. OOKLAH

    That was a James Cameron love-fest… between Nick doing the “game over man” and then Jace’s T2 beat… I’m just looking for the other references now, you Titanic loving fags.

  53. nhuth

    At the end, I got the feeling the producer is using Ahmad for his greater good, but exactly what for?!

  57. ClanFever

    Yes I thought so… oops…. uh oh COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN.

    Best part by far. Great work guys. 😀

  59. Bruce Lee

    Hmm five cents says the guy on the radio was part of the muertos, i cant say first name, or spell. ROCK ON !!!!!

  60. Dudea

    Make Episode 12 and 13 toegether and make sure that the ocho meurtoz come and there a huge batlle u gotta dude and GO CT’s……..also keep it up just get the next 2-4 episodes out faster…i know u guys had complications BUT STILL…..U GUYS ROCK

  63. Eddy

    [quote comment=”3875″]Make Episode 12 and 13 toegether and make sure that the ocho meurtoz come and there a huge batlle u gotta dude and GO CT’s……..also keep it up just get the next 2-4 episodes out faster…i know u guys had complications BUT STILL…..U GUYS ROCK[/quote]

    Haha, glad you like the episodes, man. Thanks for watching! However I’ve got to kindly take issue with assuming that we don’t do what we can to make sure episodes come out as quickly as possible. We work hard to make this show- it costs money, time, etc. If you got this episode two weeks ago it would have been terrible and completely not finished 🙂 We’re never going to rush production to make people happy because we want the episodes to be as good as they can be.

  64. Lube555

    OMFGWTFBBQ! that was amazing. you guys. i’m speechless right now. all i can say is it’s worth the wait <3

  65. NIght

    yeah i think those hax effex take pretty much time to make 😀 so if ahmad wouldnt be hax0ring episodes would come faster

  68. DarkNova50

    Stupid fucking Ahmad. He’ll get his sooner or later…

    That episode was awesome, and well worth the wait. Hope to see more soon, guys!

  70. HuckDoll

    dude
    Cortez waz sooo 1337 with his AWP shot
    even if it was flt

    and our nades!
    let us show you them!
    Player + Chet = epic win!

  72. rofllmao

    They do it on purpose lol…. and at 0:44 wehn cortez says dio mio, something…. I could’ve swore dio mio is my god in ITALIAN! lol? Other than that, great!

  73. aLT

    Well Its funny how the story changes. in the first episodes it was so funny bu now it goes so sirius and dramatic.Like you all crazy fans made the creators make this one so fast that it had no good jokes on. This episode was like somethings missing….

  74. Cover

    [quote comment=”3890″]oh, and none of them can shoot very wel… :/[/quote]

    You know they are acting , what would hapen if all of them where great snipers then there would be no show, but only frag movie !

  75. Eddy

    [quote comment=”3893″]Well Its funny how the story changes. in the first episodes it was so funny bu now it goes so sirius and dramatic.Like you all crazy fans made the creators make this one so fast that it had no good jokes on. This episode was like somethings missing….[/quote]

    Actually, story comes before comedy. Our focus has always been the story. Keeping comedy in mind though, if you’ve bought into the story and its characters, the comedy flows from that. Having our characters sit around and just make lolcat jokes would be incredibly shallow, unchallenging, and not fun. 🙂 It stinks that you feel it was lacking- personally, I find it our best episode by far.

  76. au1.mehyaM

    Probably the best episode by far, although the last challenge was just as great. I saw some editing screw ups that i won’t mention…. Only us video producers see mistakes. 😀 Story line gets better and better. I love how cortez is still in the zone.

  77. jace

    [quote comment=”3896″]Probably the best episode by far, although the last challenge was just as great. I saw some editing screw ups that i won’t mention…. Only us video producers see mistakes. 😀 Story line gets better and better. I love how cortez is still in the zone.[/quote]

    we’re all in the business, which screw ups?

  80. JJ

    [quote comment=”3893″]Well Its funny how the story changes. in the first episodes it was so funny bu now it goes so sirius and dramatic.Like you all crazy fans made the creators make this one so fast that it had no good jokes on. This episode was like somethings missing….[/quote]

    “made this one so fast that it had no good jokes on”

    Trust me when I say this… the demands of fans have never sped up the release of an episode, and have never caused the guys to rush one out just to make people happy.

    That doesn’t mean the guys don’t keep the audience in mind when they’re producing an episode, but each one tells part of a larger story that has been planned out and carefully trimmed of fluff. They definitely would not crank one out and fill it with jokez just to keep the haters from yelling.

    If you haven’t noticed by now, this show isn’t “just a comedy”, and that’ll continue to be the case. It’s a reality/action/comedy/drama/horror/sci-fi/etc. hybrid. There are precedents, after all.

    If you don’t like that, I recommend you get off the ride now. The rest of you should strap yourselves in, because I think the next few episodes are going to blow your tiny minds. It’ll be great.

  81. VertigoSFX

    OH SNAP!

    “Oh I think not my friend….you see, things are just now starting to get interesting…”

    WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME ON….THE LEET WORLD!!!

    Lol, great show guys, wasn’t as funny as usual but it had the drama/suspense to make up for it…i’m anxious to see the aftermath…did the Terrorists actaully win? Or does something happen to Ahmad, woahhhh.

  83. Kod

    Wow, this episode was beyond epic. Great work, Smooth Few Films! 🙂

    “He like Jedi!” -Player
    “SSJ AHMAD” -Player

    Awesome lines 🙂

  84. ClanFever

    [quote comment=”3878″][quote comment=”3875″]Make Episode 12 and 13 toegether and make sure that the ocho meurtoz come and there a huge batlle u gotta dude and GO CT’s……..also keep it up just get the next 2-4 episodes out faster…i know u guys had complications BUT STILL…..U GUYS ROCK[/quote]

    Haha, glad you like the episodes, man. Thanks for watching! However I’ve got to kindly take issue with assuming that we don’t do what we can to make sure episodes come out as quickly as possible. We work hard to make this show- it costs money, time, etc. If you got this episode two weeks ago it would have been terrible and completely not finished 🙂 We’re never going to rush production to make people happy because we want the episodes to be as good as they can be.[/quote]

    At the 2nd battle part in the yard, the sound was missed a bit, like it was the recorded sound, it was all… not right.

  85. CBI Elite

    Wow, awesome stuff guys. Especially that last round with the 2-by-2 formation. That slight zooming-in while facing the CT’s back and him walking forward against the wall/train was pretty impressive. Sometimes it’s the small things, you know?

    GJ boys, go get hammered…you’ve earned it.

  87. snowstories

    I think one of the most suspensful part was when Cortez and Westheimer pointed the guns at each other when in the death room. I really did think they would shoot eachother for a sec. And was that foreshadowing when Leeroy said that they didn’t know what happened when someone dies in the deathroom? AHH!!

    Awsome episode, guys!!!

  88. butterflap

    hay i just watched it again. TOTALLY BETTER THE SECOND TIME!! you guy’s know hao to keep yuh audiance glued to the innernettes. best episode yet.

  89. strange

    You know, what I really like about this series is the character development. You begin to see how what happens to the characters shape who they are and the decisions they make (such as the Ahmad and hacks thing).

    I have to say I’m impressed. If the Counter-Strike Source models were capable of facial animation, seeing their faces after seeing Ahmad hacking and blowing the train in the last round would have been priceless.

    I can’t find a single criticism for it so far. *shrug*

  90. Andrew

    lol nice work keep it up and freeze at 12:22 there is only 6 peoples there when there should be 7

  91. Cortez

    If you have nonsteam surce and saw my nick than tell me, i am playing whit [T.O.M.]Cortez or |:|IxbT|:|Cortez if want to batle me that tel it i wulld be glad to help or batle whit you 🙂

  95. Munkkiman

    OOH this is Totaly Awsome And the best leet world episode 😀
    AHMADA IS A TERMINATOR >:3 Ahmad is the best <3

  98. ViralHatred

    Well done guys! This was so much better than the last episode, you’ve given me faith once again.

  99. Nero

    AWESOME EPISODE!!!! I loved it!!! Very funny too “our nades let us show u them” XD!
    btw the song at the beginning when ahmad is running away from the terrorists and going byhimself is awesome! I know it’s a lot to ask but can you guys plz once again put it out for download? I know that it isn’t easy but it’s that the leet world songs are so awesome! You guys should like release a leet world soundtrack or something!:D

  100. Pink Floyd

    WELCOME TO THE MACHINE BITCHES! I RUN THIS NOW!

    Eddy, is there any outtakes while this ep. was filmed? since this one don’t have too much conversation…

  101. GT Playaaa

    Good stuff, Loved the Westhiemer getting schooled on leet speech by leeroy bit and the let us show you our nades line from Player and Chet.

    good solid characters, the plot is obviously going somewhere and is far from one dimensional also tbh i cant help but love something created out of CS 🙂

    This shows like Guinness, “Good things come to those who wait!” and i for one am happy to wait.

  104. Jimmy

    Hello!!! 🙂 I am from a small country called Bulgaria. It’s in Europe. I just wanted to say that you guys are doing a wonderful work!!! 🙂 & that “The Leet World” is one of the tings in my life make me happy :):):) !!!

    Ahmad you need help!! I am sorry to say this, but your way of playing is f***ing wrong !!! :D:D:D

    AND Player WTF is ” QFT ” ??? :D:D:D No, really! Can someone tell me!!!

    My real name is Георги :D:D !!!

    & btw my most favourite episode is ” Dust 2 Dust” :D:D:D epic & comedy (rofl)

    btw this is my first comment here :D:D

    I can’t wait for the next episode!!!

    All I can say for episode 11 is : gg (meaning: good game) (rofl)

    I hope to get an answer for “QFT” 😀 on my e-mail: fustino@abv.bg

    & have a nice day

    best wishes Георги (rofl)

  107. hl2lover14

    if u go to episodes and look at the titles it says “Season 1: Episode wutever and the episode title.” does that mean that there will be a season 2? please reply 😀

  108. Anonymuzz

    With this being the 11th episode, that would mean that the season would technically be finished before the 20th episode, assuming we finish up the challenges by then.

    I’m thinking that Leet World is going to go beyond Leet World, go beyond 20 episodes.

    I’d really love that, too.

  109. Mr Saito

    >D Ahmad’s cool when he’s using H4X… lolololololololol @ The Ocho Muertos either making him their leader or else them getting pwned by Ahmad

  110. xXGriffXx

    A digg well worth digg’ing (like anything from SFF) amazing guys, never expected those twists… 10/10. Couldn’t be better.

  113. Cortez

    AHMAD is a nubito,, noobs only cheat bat haxing omly thos ho are totaly nubitos and cant do about it. Cortez will cwarp hes face over the flour obout hov he killd hes men!!!

  118. BrendanXcore

    I really didn’t like this challenge as much as the first one, Im not sure if you guys just were cut for time on this one or something as there was obviously less voice acting involved, but I think the music may have contributed also, although Damn Dangerous produces awesome music, it was all basically the same thru the rest of them and it was awesonme, while I like change, i’d say leave well enough alone in this case, or maybe it’s just because im a De Dust 2 Fan :P. Regardless of what I think this was an awesome episode and please keep making Machinima, im also fond of the occasional Halo 3 one every now and then, as is everyone i’d like to think.

    Peace out!

  119. BrendanXcore

    P:S = Surviving one-shot with the AWP was an epic way of demonstrating Ahmad’s true power!

  122. Francis

    Player is really cool now. He’s pretty clever Cortez didn’t saw that grenade coming cause he’s blind. Player is really serious about killing Ah(mad). In the whole series player hit only Chet and Chet only. This is the first time he killed someone in one shot.. Player FTW!!

    The things i noticed wrong on the episode:
    1.) Round One. Player and Chet is shooting at ahmad at first encounter. Player was off aim after Ahmad Run off.
    2.) Round One. The part where Westheimer and Cortez on the fight on the first round. Cortez has a blood on the face. But after the second screen. That blood is gone.
    3.) Round Two. The radio sound of Player is weak.
    4.) Round Three The body of Player suddenly disappeared on the fight.
    5.) Round Three. the old gun of Ahmad is still on the ground.
    6.) Round Three. Westheimers voice has changed..(dunno if you did that on purpose, are you tired?)
    7.) Round Three. Chets voice is weak and uncencored right after the bomb is planted.
    8.) Round Three. Right after the speech of Ahmad the sound is cancelled immediately like there wasn’t any echo.

    Yeah thats all..Anyway good episode. I wish you have work a little bit more time before releasing it.

  123. Eddy

    A few of those were intentional (1,5,6,7,8). The rest… let’s just say that continuity is a biatch.

    Hell, Hollywood movies have people whose only job is to make sure the continuity is working. I feel like we do a pretty good job at it, but if we wanted to make sure we were 100% continuity-ok then episodes would take a lot longer. And would still probably have errors.

  124. JJ

    [quote comment=”3960″]
    1.) Round One. Player and Chet is shooting at ahmad at first encounter. Player was off aim after Ahmad Run off.
    2.) Round One. The part where Westheimer and Cortez on the fight on the first round. Cortez has a blood on the face. But after the second screen. That blood is gone.
    3.) Round Two. The radio sound of Player is weak.
    4.) Round Three The body of Player suddenly disappeared on the fight.
    5.) Round Three. the old gun of Ahmad is still on the ground.
    6.) Round Three. Westheimers voice has changed..(dunno if you did that on purpose, are you tired?)
    7.) Round Three. Chets voice is weak and uncencored right after the bomb is planted.
    8.) Round Three. Right after the speech of Ahmad the sound is cancelled immediately like there wasn’t any echo.
    [/quote]

    #1-8) A wizard did it!

  125. Perlmann

    DUDES! This is by far your best and most epic episode of all time. The Ahmad vs the other terroríst – scene just gives me chills.. great work and oh great music. lovin it.

  126. stack

    wow i feel sorry for ahmad…. i dont know why but….. anyways i think the reason he hacks is cause he sick of being called a noob and stuff… wow someone needs a psychiatrist or however you spell it but man they need to just back off ahmad a bit. and for player lol good job not nading yourself again

  127. Carmine

    Your most awesome episode yet, the dust 2 dust episode made me laugh more but as you said that isnt what leet world is all about. I was very suprised when player actually killed cortez with his grenade, shows he is very serious about beating Ahmad. This episode had me on the edge of my seat and im looking forward to the next episode even more, I cant wait to see how this all turns out with ahmad and cortez and westheimer. Above all dont rush, I want more quality episodes like this. Once again very nice, you deserve the praise, anyone does who can make that out of CSS and Gary’s Mod…

  129. xXGriffXx

    [quote comment=”3965″][quote comment=”3960″]
    1.) Round One. Player and Chet is shooting at ahmad at first encounter. Player was off aim after Ahmad Run off.
    2.) Round One. The part where Westheimer and Cortez on the fight on the first round. Cortez has a blood on the face. But after the second screen. That blood is gone.
    3.) Round Two. The radio sound of Player is weak.
    4.) Round Three The body of Player suddenly disappeared on the fight.
    5.) Round Three. the old gun of Ahmad is still on the ground.
    6.) Round Three. Westheimers voice has changed..(dunno if you did that on purpose, are you tired?)
    7.) Round Three. Chets voice is weak and uncencored right after the bomb is planted.
    8.) Round Three. Right after the speech of Ahmad the sound is cancelled immediately like there wasn’t any echo.
    [/quote]

    #1-8) A wizard did it![/quote]

    Omg… no…it can’t be…VOLDEMORT! Ahh!

  132. Leet Man

    Is it possible to put the Train battle scene music up like Ambushed at Bombsite B?
    TY Graet Vid

  133. Whitaker DJ

    Great WORK! you guys did it again!

    one note though… i guess the rules for these challenges are different than the ones in real CS. As all of you guys know, if you are planting bomb (terrorists), you will win automatically after killing all CTs. You don’t have to wait for the bomb to go off. So I guess the rules are different 🙂 Well, Ahmad’s line was really important anyway.

    Anyway, once again, Amazing work!
    I am so looking forward to watch next episode!!!!

  134. Sarah

    Lol this episode was good i like the beginning when there in the bathroom. Keep up the good work

  138. Wave

    [quote comment=”3893″]Well Its funny how the story changes. in the first episodes it was so funny bu now it goes so sirius and dramatic.Like you all crazy fans made the creators make this one so fast that it had no good jokes on. This episode was like somethings missing….[/quote]
    The First Challenge Episode wasn’t as funny as the other episodes either. The Challenge episodes are designed to bring out the 1337-ness of the charachters, with some mild jokes.

  140. AK-01 The HeadHunter

    I WANT THE MUSIC!!!!! I wish Jace would put the TLW music on his myspace page!!!!!!!!!!

    Please Pose the Tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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