Player: Meme Man

Wow. Episode 14 is going to be monstrously big. Orca big. Stay-Puft big. So big that it’s going to be an epic two-parter on our website, with the two segments being released a week apart from one another. And when we defeat it by crossing the streams, it will fall down on you with marshmallow-y goodness.

The Themetacular music contest is now locked and loaded. I’ll post the finalists (and honorable mentions) on Monday. A heads-up: only registered commenters can vote, and the results aren’t public. We did this to quell any kind of cheating or vote tampering. So if you want to vote, get registered. The Leet World is just like the real world in that way.

We’ll be doing audio for Episode 14 tonight. A big audio pow-wow, as it were. Screenies are coming this weekend, and even some audio outtakes for Episode 13 are on the horizon, as well.

And now, the bio that you’ve all been dying for. This week, we take a look at the life of Player. Sort of.

Name: Player
Age: ????
Team: Counter-Terrorists
Position: Team Meme and Real Noob

The thing about Player is that he is a walking internet meme. He is a lover of all things meme-related, including Rick Rolls, “All Your Base”, 1337 speak, lolcats and more. But what drives him? What is that thing in his background or boyhood days that has turned him into who he is? To be honest, we’re not sure. In fact, nobody even knows how old he is. On his application, under “Age”, he simply wrote “CAKE FTW PLZ?”

Though we don’t know much about Player, we do have access to his (mostly unreadable) application for The Leet World, as well as an interview that was conducted with him (and each of the contestants) prior to the writing of these bios. Through this, we’ve pieced together some general information about him.

For instance, his favorite food is lameburgers, his favorite drink is “I DRUNK UR MILKSHEK” and his favorite movie is Short Circuit… or at least we think it is, because he wrote “JONNY FIVE ALIIIIVE” in the blank next to that question. In addition to those things, Player enjoys activities like shooting his guns, watching TV and listening to prank phone calls on the internet.

Player doesn’t seem to remember much about his life as a child or even how he got his somewhat rudimentary counter-terrorist training and subpar lol-nade capabilities. Or perhaps he would just rather not discuss it. Regardless, when asked about where he grew up, Player had this to say:

Player: DUNNO WHO CAREZ N E WAY??

Interviewer: Can you tell us about your parents?

Player: DEY PROLLY NUBS LIKE J00. KEN I HAVE J00 PEN?

Interviewer: Um, sure… You don’t know your parents?

Player: K THX FOR PEN!!11! DAD OLD AND TALK LOTS

Interviewer: Tell me more about him- do you talk to him anymore? Player?

Player: WUT

Interviewer: What are you drawing on my face?

Player: BOOOOOOOBS LOLOLOLOLOL

Recent records indicate that Player joined a Washington Counter-Terrorism unit just over 6 months ago. He didn’t apply, he just showed up with some official looking papers, a feisty attitude and a curious child-like mind. While he often seemed to get poor marks for service, ineptitude, posting lolcat pictures on people’s desktops and harassing other agents, the general consensus is that people thought Player was very funny, if at times bratty.

Many officers liked his practical jokes. The most notable entry in his short career is when he confused a fellow agent by sending him to the “lollervator” to get to the “secret floor” where he would find “lollercoasters”. To this day, Player still believes that this secret floor in the CTU building actually exists, though millions of dollars of investigatory research would suggest otherwise.

Unfortunately for Player, he was a trickster one too many times. While saving a hostage during a training exercise, he promptly told a pregnant woman to “STFU PREGGER”, giving away his team’s position. When questioned by his captain, Player simply responded with “WTF SHE STOOPID”. He was suspended for a week, but Player continued showing up to work, trying to be friends with his co-workers and other agents, despite the captain demanding that he be sent home. Eventually, the captain was forced to let Player go from CTU. Oddly enough, the captain was fired two days later and Player was asked to join the force again, but his audition for The Leet World was already a hit with the studio execs, who offered him a position on the show.

Another excerpt from Player’s bio interview has to do with his motivations for being on The Leet World.

Interviewer: So why do you want to be on The Leet World, Player? What’s in it for you?

Player: $$$$$$

Interviewer: Is that it? Just money?

Player: I SUPOSD 2 BE IN LEET WORLD.

Interviewer: What do you mean “you’re supposed to”? Do you mean that you have to, because you lost your job?

Player: NOOOO U BE STEELIN MY BUCKIT!

Interviewer: Are you talking about the “lolrus”? That was a very funny joke.

Player: IT NO JOKE. DEY STEEL BUCKET. HE : (

Interviewer: Right. Would you like to continue the interview now?

Player: OMG TALK 4 EVER

Often before talking to Player, it becomes crucial to research any internet jokes past and present. Otherwise, you could be completely lost in the conversation. When he first applied for the show, the studio had to provide a translator to send messages between Player and the studio execs. These conversations were filled with many frowny faces, lots of exclamation points and even an STFU or two. All in all, though, Player was a hit and brought onto The Leet World for his unique sense of humor and his knack for getting into trouble.

Hopefully we’ll learn more about Player as he spends more time in the house interacting with his fellow cast members.

*For the purposes of this article, an internet meme is a joke-phenomenon that is transferred via the Internet, a series of plastic tubes, from user-to-user. Lols, to be more specific.

153 thoughts on “Player: Meme Man”

  1. ninjaflashlight

    Player is by far the best one on the show. I love his “NOOOO U BE STEELIN MY BUCKET!” in this interview. XD

  3. Simon

    Dudes… You did it… I mean this is something so interesting to read. I mean u pulled so much from a random l33t dude. I still think u have more for him. And I mean wayyy more. But I bow my head as low as I can for this what I just saw.

  4. Nick

    [quote comment=”5785″]Are you guys going to take a break after season 1 or are you going to jump on season 2 ?[/quote]
    We are going to take a break over the summer.

  7. michel

    also he’s very bad at typeing (don’t overdo it with the bad typeing guys sure it’s fuuny but i can hardly understand it at time)

  13. Killergabo

    it wasn’t what i expected to be….
    i thought i’d be a bit more…
    dramatic and historic with a small hint of noobyness~

  14. Aijati

    Hmm, I thought his would have been more serious like the others. But still it was funny. And now only the leaders are left. When do you think you will make the next podcast?

  16. Sinister Minister

    Thank you for the Short Circuit reference, that really made my day. XD
    JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIIIIIVE

  18. Donat

    Well dang, a man created and forced into the universe for the sole purpose of joining an Internet, internet reality show.

  20. HyperKUltra

    [quote comment=”5787″][quote comment=”5785″]Are you guys going to take a break after season 1 or are you going to jump on season 2 ?[/quote]
    We are going to take a break over the summer.[/quote]
    WHAT?! Awww… you should have all of Season 2 filmed ahead of time.

  25. wargeragon

    you’re my hero player!

    still remember the epic line… “I ST3AL B0MB FROM T3RROR1STS AND GIV3 TO CHET G0 BOOM!”

  26. CBI Elite

    Sweeeeeeet. That did Player justice right there. Wooooeyyyy!

    And the final eppy for the season’s gonna be a two-parter eh? That’s awesome…and thanks for releasing the second part a week after the first, rather than a month. Makes it more…epic.

    LOLCATZ!!!!

  28. Gaines

    Very Very Clever, and unique. The “What are you drawing onmy face.” had me on the floor laughing.

  29. Gforce

    Ah player, the temacious scamp of the show. you can hardly ever understand him, but somehow you do.

  35. xIronGolemx

    Hmm… just out of curiosity. Since you can’t legally sell The Leet World episodes, is it possible to sell us DVD disks that come with free episodes of The Leet World? Or is it just a poor attempt to find a loophole?

    Anyways, this is my first post, and some of the things i’ve noticed while being logged in seem to scare me. like this:

    Logged in as xIronGolemx. Logout »

    and my username links to http://www.smoothfewfilms.com/wp-admin/profile.php. Admin? Did i just access something I wasn’t supposed to?

  36. Kyreo

    [quote comment=”5787″][quote comment=”5785″]Are you guys going to take a break after season 1 or are you going to jump on season 2 ?[/quote]
    We are going to take a break over the summer.[/quote]

    Its all right if they take a break, they’ve earned it. Im sure these guys worked their asses off for our entertainment, and if they wanna take a break we should have no problem with it.

  44. [BP]LizardK!ng

    “his favorite movie is Short Circuit… or at least we think it is, because he wrote “JONNY FIVE ALIIIIVE” in the blank next to that question.”

    I cant stop laughing at that….Honestly great job guys

  47. FAN

    :D:D ive started my own movie thx to you guys!!! ofcourse im not copying any ideas but thx to you ive found it very entertaining to make movies !! 😀 keep up guys!!!

  53. Mr.C0nsoleG4mer

    Hah! i only wish we got a better insight into the whole fact that he types and talks (which we learned in ep1). also wher can i download the original trailer? It got corrupted, but it was really low-res anyway, so not too much of a loss. Stil i miss it 🙁

  54. Mr.C0nsoleG4mer

    [quote comment=”5839″]Hah! i only wish we got a better insight into the whole fact that he types and talks (which we learned in ep1). also wher can i download the original trailer? It got corrupted, but it was really low-res anyway, so not too much of a loss. Stil i miss it :([/quote]
    I forgot to mention i; had downloaded it previously

  55. Danny

    I knew it would be like this. Not really funny tbh but you couldn’t have done better. It’s terrible. You should have put that his file was missing after careful research into the lolcoaster floor or something. I dunno

  56. Tarik

    roflcopter nice guys now are just Cortes and Westy remaining. + i knew you would say “we don’t know much of this man” you guys did it you made the funniest bio ever! now i am going to eat a lameburger.

  58. JJ

    [quote comment=”5821″]Anyways, this is my first post, and some of the things i’ve noticed while being logged in seem to scare me. like this:

    Logged in as xIronGolemx. Logout »

    and my username links to http://www.smoothfewfilms.com/wp-admin/profile.php. Admin? Did i just access something I wasn’t supposed to?[/quote]

    Nope, that’s how it works. You don’t have the same view of wp-admin that we do.

  61. xIronGolemx

    [quote comment=”5848″]Nope, that’s how it works. You don’t have the same view of wp-admin that we do.[/quote]
    oh, thanks. well, this series has been really amazing and well done. The plot is really strong and there’s a lot of suspense between episodes. I’m definately going to become a regular here, checking every few days for a new episode or short. It’s not that I expect you to finish quickly. I just want to watch SFF’s skills at hand as soon as possible after something comes out. (don’t we all? 😀 It definately explains the barrage of ‘refresh’ buttons and such.) We all have lives away from the light-emitting panel that is our computer screen.

    Well, I can’t wait to see what will happen among Cortez, the other Leet World cast, and Me….. Oh shoot. Better not use his name. XD

  62. NPwyakin

    That be funny if you guys made a mini episode where CT’s and T’s had to bring there parents on the set. I can see players parents now…

    “mE s0n gotz bad a1m, he nEed to bE m0re likE me!!1!1”
    “STFU, dAd, U kn0w nutt1ng1!!1!”

  65. Shadow Stylez

    I’ll stay tuned until the next episode. I have to because Player keeps me in lols. He’s lolleriffic. Thanks for the exposé.

  67. Iron_Golem

    I was hoping this bio would explain more about player. Still, very funny, espeascaly the rick roll bit. Nice work, now wen episode 14.

    PS: Yay, I have a clone.

  68. jad

    i knew his was going to be something like that, and i have a feeling i know what’s going to happen in ep 14 because of player’s very small bio.

  70. Tacklewebed

    Wait…. The character used for player is an SAS person so he must of gone to the royal navy and somehow rose up through the ranks (i dunno how maybe he kill hid commanding officer??? and said he was a terrorist trying to blow up the world???)

    Player: U R ALL Z N00BS!!!11! IZ EM SES MATRIAL ME CUN PWN N00B TERRORTITS FRM VRY FART AWAY IZ KILL U u n00bbbbsbsbsbsbh HAHA I A NUB LULZ….. Officer: Calm down son…. Player: NUZ U CLM DUWN *bang* PWNT!!!!11!!… commander: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED…Player: HEZ NUB TERRORTIT TRyIN 2 BLEW UP Z WRLD I PWNT HIM!!!11!!!! ME WNT SES POSS NUW PLLLLLLZZZZZZ

    Sorry for this very silly and long comment trying to make it a bit longer tha just 3 lines

  71. .45(lbc)

    Interviewer: What are you drawing on my face?

    Player: BOOOOOOOBS LOLOLOLOLOL

    be$t intarv!ew evar!!!!lolcatz…

  73. Obviously Anthony

    “Everyone loves player” 😀 qft

    I got CSS a few days ago. My excuse for sucking so much? Acting like player. Total newfag. Anyway, great bio. Was a laugh. Take your time on ep 14, we want it as good as it gets from you guys 🙂

  74. Misfit_zer0

    [quote comment=”5868″]Interviewer: What are you drawing on my face?

    Player: BOOOOOOOBS LOLOLOLOLOL

    be$t intarv!ew evar!!!!lolcatz…[/quote]

    Indeed it was =]

    BOOOOOOOBS FTW

  75. Eddy

    Thanks for all the comments and feedback dudes. As a writer, it’s nice to have people anticipating your frantic typings.

  77. xIronGolemx

    [quote comment=”5863″]I was hoping this bio would explain more about player. Still, very funny, espeascaly the rick roll bit. Nice work, now wen episode 14.

    PS: Yay, I have a clone.[/quote]
    o.O Lol? what’re the odds? This is actually my first time finding someone else using an Iron Golem username. XD

  81. JJ

    [quote comment=”5879″]Could you at least reveal the title of the season finale?[/quote]

    That assumes we’ve decided on a title in the first place. There wasn’t a decision on the title for Ep 13 until a few days before it got released. There definitely wasn’t a title when it was in the script stage.

  82. INcredible

    THE PLOT THICKENS! Really, there IS a evil force behind Player getting in the Leet world.

  84. Peanutopolis

    [quote comment=”5866″]Player is owning teh n00bs. 1 C4N 0NLY 64Y 7#47 PLAYER 16 7#3 B367[/quote]
    …what?????

  85. Cortez070

    [quote comment=”5886″][quote comment=”5866″]Player is owning teh n00bs. 1 C4N 0NLY 64Y 7#47 PLAYER 16 7#3 B367[/quote]
    …what?????[/quote]

    he used wrong Numbers. It should be: 1 C4N 0NlY 54Y 7#47 PLAYER 15 7#3 B357.

    WHICH MEANS: I can only say that player is the best.

    Leet speak owns.

    1337 \/\/0|2l|) ‘/34|-|!

  88. Playerfanrofl

    Omg you guys NEED to let player have a hero momment, im not sur eif its planed but player should totally like win the final showdown, that would be so lleet you know all cts die and its like him vs cortez and they’re all like: Were dead but then he pwnbts? Roflcakes do that for his buckit

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  94. Player-fan-Nr.1#

    Player is liek dah b3st!1!!1! am HIS BRO!!1!!!!11

    Sher $$$$$ VITT MI!!!1

  96. FoxFire

    Lol this is amazing guys
    I’ve been waiting for this 😀

    can i has ur bebiez? lol

  101. nick gillett

    when can we expect the next episode? do you have a system of release? once a month, once every few weeks? i didnt expect much of this series, and now i cant wait for next episode! and you guys met up with rooster teeth, my other favorite group! machinima FTW!

  107. Gringo234

    So I can’t make a DVD with iDVD? I’m not going to sell it, lol I ain’t that broke.
    I’m making it so I can save some space on my PS3 HDD and of course my Macbook.

  109. Chet

    Dude Player, I have a nice cold booze for you in the *burp* bar, you are so my bro Player, your charter page is better than mine bro!

  113. Takila

    Omg i luv leet world lol i hang out for every episode and number thirteen that i just watched is awsome U GUYS ARE DOING A ROCKIN JOB KEEP IT UP. 🙂

  114. Player

    [quote comment=”6026″]Player stop breaking the windows! I will be making you clean them up.[/quote]
    *crashes through window* ROFLCOPTER!!!11! LOL

  115. Player

    [quote comment=”6024″]Dude Player, I have a nice cold booze for you in the *burp* bar, you are so my bro Player, your charter page is better than mine bro![/quote]

    0n t3h r0x plz… KTHNX.

  118. Tarik

    dude player how does it feel like having lots of fans supporting you? actually i am a fan can i have an autograph? + i got a nice cake 4 u! and you cortes, master of the badass you rock too! 🙂

  124. EricGN

    hmm..you know what, I hope there is an event/episode that “Player” knows on how to use “Microsoft Sam” voice just like he learns on how to use the radio command in counter-strike…or learn how to use the “speak” command in counter-strike.. 😀

  126. forestxqf

    PLAYR 4 DA WIN!!!!! BOOBS…LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

  134. FooXz-Leet-World

    Player is my numer 1 favorite is the best beast the rest even amad with hacks Plyr 4 efver

  136. blackman2101

    [quote comment=”5804″]Ha. “I’m like you, I have no name” is how I’d describe his background 😀 Only with internet memes.[/quote]

    you mean:
    “3ye = y0|_|, n0 h4z na|\/|zorz H4XXXX LOLZ!!!1111!!!!111!11111!!!!!!!!CATZLOL!!!!”

  140. LeetWorldLover

    Omg guys, check out my youtube account (Click my name).
    I got 2 parts of the best of player (a 3rd might be coming up ;))

    Btw, it’s top quality..
    N0t tht cr4z v1d0 c4mr4 sh1t.

  143. Mr.McStupid

    LMFAO! my f***ing god, thats funny a** shit, and i find it sad how i can undersatnd all the ‘leet speek’ coments on this, and everything players says heh,

    player+chet=FUNNY A** S*** (as you can tell, i block my words due to the “little kids”)

  147. Anomaly

    [quote comment=”5887″][quote comment=”5886″][quote comment=”5866″]Player is owning teh n00bs. 1 C4N 0NLY 64Y 7#47 PLAYER 16 7#3 B367[/quote]
    …what?????[/quote]

    he used wrong Numbers. It should be: 1 C4N 0NlY 54Y 7#47 PLAYER 15 7#3 B357.

    WHICH MEANS: I can only say that player is the best.

    Leet speak owns.

    1337 \/\/0|2l|) ‘/34|-|![/quote]

    Leet speak is only awesome if you were a hacker back when it started or you are five years old, you seem to be the latter.

    # was never used for H….. asinine people

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