Super sweet trailer-slash-season recap is coming soon. I think you guys will enjoy getting a brief tour of the storylines of the season so far. You might even pick up on some things that you missed.
I’ve just finished the detailed outline of part three of the Season Finale and now I’m moving into the writing stage. Shouldn’t be too much of a task, since every other line on the pages say “they shoot at each other”, “they have a bad-ass gun battle” or something of that ilk. I imagine it’s much like the script of Episode III of Star Wars. Only with heart.
As promised, this week we bring you the next installment of our beloved character bios. Today, we focus on none other than the lovable Westheimer.
Name: Westheimer
Age: 50
Team: Counter-Terrorists
Position: Team Leader and Life Coach
Westheimer’s first taste of the warming embrace of law enforcement wasn’t from the same side that we know him from today. With the typical identity crisis you would normally associate with a pre-teen American-born boy with a whore of a mother growing up on the streets of Italy, Westheimer wandered the neighborhoods in search of a release for his pent-up aggression towards the rest of the world. He was emo before there was emo. How did he get there?
Born to a woman with loose morals and little sense, Westheimer was moved around a lot as a young boy. His father abandoning them when he was just a toddler, he learned how to take care of himself, and often took his anger out on other boys at school. Bounced out of day cares and pre-schools alike, his mother was left with few options as she lost job after job. One day, she received a call from a distant relative informing her that the aunt that had raised her was dying. Westheimer’s mother spent the last of her savings to move them and their minimal belongings to Europe by boat.
By the time he was in his pre-teen years, Westheimer was pretty much a delinquent. A vagabond. A vagrant. And whatever other word you want to use to describe a snot-nosed punk. On one particular fateful day, Westheimer had his first brush with the law.
Feeling the pangs of hunger after his mother had failed yet again to put food on the table despite the open-door policy on her bedroom, Westheimer nervously approached the market vendors on the streets of Italy. Reaching out his small sweaty palms, he started to grab pieces of fruit, vegetables, bread, whatever he could take. Suddenly, a strong hand clasped his shoulder from behind and turned him around to come face-to-face with a middle-aged police officer by the name of Adamo Russo. The man who changed Westheimer’s life.
Sergeant Russo immediately took Westheimer under his wing, acting as kind of a surrogate father to him. Russo taught the boy everything he needed to know about being a young man, from shaving to shotgunning beer to re-assembling an assault rifle in under five seconds. It was from the strapping Sergeant that Westheimer gathered his sense of honor, duty and leadership. The most memorable conversation of his life came when he and Russo smoked cigars together on the officer’s balcony. “Westheimer,” Russo grunted. “The most important thing a man can do in his life- is leave his impression on the life of another. Never forget that”. Westheimer never did.
Westheimer was transformed from a juvenile statistic into an active part of his community. He volunteered at orphanages, soup kitchens and the like. He was also extremely involved in his English-speaking school, becoming the classic over-achiever. Or as some would call it, a poindexter. By the time he was finishing high school, Westheimer was the captain of several extra-curricular teams, including the school tug-of-war team as well as the glee club. He was a mean tenor.
Through it all, Westheimer desired to become a member of the law enforcement brigade, to follow in Russo’s footsteps. During a summer internship, Westheimer was witness to a tragic event that would alter the course of his life forever. On a routine patrol with Russo as his guide, Westheimer pulled over a couple of suspicious looking characters. Unfortunately for him, they were small-time terrorists smuggling weapons over the border. Russo was shot and killed in the ensuing altercation, leaving Westheimer fatherless yet again. It was in the months after that Westheimer dedicated his life to counter-terrorism.
Naturally, the determined young man flew through the ranks of counter-terrorism training once he was back in America. With a discipline that few of his commanding officers had witnessed, Westheimer was dedicated to ruthlessly beating out his classmates in every pursuit, whether in the classroom, obstacle course or shooting range. Not surprisingly, Westheimer finished with top honors and soon began an illustrious and decorated career as a counter-terrorist.
Westheimer was married to his job on the force. He spent all of his energy day and night hunting down criminals and pursuing terrorism wherever it was hiding. However, he still felt empty inside. Having no wife to speak of or family to be in contact with, Westheimer began to feel a yearning. He remembered the lesson that Russo taught him about leaving an impression on the life of another person. Thus, Westheimer requested a rookie partner, someone that he could teach and mold into a great sidekick and teammate.
Jake Hudson was Westheimer’s first and only rookie trainee. After eight months on the job, Jake fell into a hacks addiction in order to improve his aiming skills, feeling they never matched up to Westheimer’s strict standards. Eventually, Jake was kicked out of the force and Westheimer was relieved of his post as instructor. Feeling embarrassed and ashamed, he contemplated retirement.
What could he do to prove that he hadn’t wasted his life or his efforts? What could he do to make the people proud that sacrificed great things for him to get where he had gotten to? As he pondered all of these questions, Westheimer stumbled across a poster that was a shining beacon of hope. It was an advertisement for The Leet World. Yes. He could prove that he was a good leader. He could prove that he was a good man after all.
Great Bio, i love Westheimer.
Omg i was first. And now second!
And im third! LOL!
nice NICE N!c3
Certainly the best of all bios. The most sophisticated, interesting… Great job guys.
By the way: “whoa… Cortez was right about Westy’s past” :]
whow!
that was interesting
dude, he’s 50!?!?!
That’s brilliant!
duude he’s old. Now i understand why Cortez always calls him ”Old man”
no wonder he looks after ahmad so much….and he’s 50!! woah….
westheimer! great bio guys
nice 🙂
im glad you added info bout his bad history with hacks =D
I would’ve thought he was somewhere in his mid-40’s, but 50 woah. Anyways, great bio.
trained when he was still a pre-teen to handle weaponry…..kinda reminds me of a certain anime…which has something to do with italy as well….hmm..
dude westtimer is oooolllddd and booriing no wounder cortez always calls him “old man” like 50 huh stupid i think player rocks!!!!
nice bio! westheimer is 50 year old?:O
haha….better believe it man….XP
OMG! w3sty iZz 0ld! LOL!
westheimer is the man. Great job again.
I love the whole open door bedroom policy his mother had lol…
NEXT UP THE CORTEZ
again nice job and the characters still have drama in their lives lol westimers awesome!
omg, that was so sad…
yes, after reading this, I don’t think anybody wants the T’s to win =0
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poor westheimer, didn’t know it was that tough for him, im glad you stuck to the Italy+poor mother story in the earlier episodes, thought u might have used something funnier
Please hurry with the next episode i dont think i can wait much longer =]
<3 Stevie, K ThX BaI !!!!1
i dont like westhiemer. Old man, i dont like you.
you’we gotta learn how to chill, life goes by pretty fast, and if you dont stop to look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you can miss it
That was a great bio, I love Westheimer, hes my favorite character of all TLW.
Keep up the great work SFF
Also, your pattern messed up lol
T
CT
T
CT
T
CT
CT
T_T
Oo Ya 50… Doesnt Cortez Also call him “Old Dog” or just “Dog”? I dunno. anyways great Bio like all of them. its nice to know all of there back grounds! Keep it up Smooth Few Films!!1!
Poor Westhimer. Maybe the whole hax incident could be an integral part of Season 2 like the Ocho Muertos in this one
HOLY JESUS WESTHEIMERS 50!
And I think all of the Characters are a… a bit nerd(I think)..
Westheimer is kind of a John McClane ^^
So Jake was the guy Cortez was talking about in the “interrogation” !!
Players bio will be hard to make.
Cause I mean his name bonds him to CS. Making a reason why his named “Player” will be kinda hard eversince all the other bios have been realistic, well quite realistic!
Dude… Player’s bio has been out for several weeks.
[quote comment=”6449″]Players bio will be hard to make.
Cause I mean his name bonds him to CS. Making a reason why his named “Player” will be kinda hard eversince all the other bios have been realistic, well quite realistic![/quote]
They already have his bio man, it came before this one. Anyway, this finally explains Westhiemer’s actions and reasoning toward ahmad.
zomg Jake H is in the ocho muertos :DDDD
jk.
50 huh? I dindn’t think he was that old. Anyway, great bio as usual. Can’t wait for Cortez’s. He’s my favorite character.
explains quite a lot. never would’ve thought he was a delinquint.
Be funny if jake joined the Ocho Muertos
I didn’t think Westheimer would be so old.
“The most important thing a man can do in his life- is leave his impression on the life of another. Never forget that”.
I like that part. =]
My roflcoppter it goes swaswaswa
[quote comment=”6460″]My roflcoppter it goes swaswaswa[/quote]
lol thats from arby and thie chief
totally unrelated to leet world
awesomeness westheimer is 50 :o!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway good job next CORTEZ 🙂 my fav
loved his story relating to the episodes
them goin to italy cowincidence
I thought he was like 60 ish xD
Westheimer is 50? He’s more like a 40’s guy to me.
I think the terrorist should win the whole thing not because they are bad guys but they are more like a family together then the CT’s (Except Player and Chet are <3)
Great Bio!!!
[quote comment=”6462″][quote comment=”6460″]My roflcoppter it goes swaswaswa[/quote]
lol thats from arby and thie chief
totally unrelated to leet world[/quote]
Actually, it’s been around a LOT longer than that. And it’s soi, not swa.
ANYWAYS, great bio guys! Always thought Westheimer sounded German, rather than Italian.
Westheimer is awesome. no question. i do think it sorta strange he’s from italy though.
but who cares, HES AWESOME ANYWAY!!!
That was kinda sad, I mean, I guess by now he’s somewhat made an impression on the counter terrorist team as a good leader… I guess…
& hacks addiction. I lol’d so hard.
I spotted a flaw in the bio, sadly. All it the flaw is is a time line order.
“growing up on the streets of Italy,”
So then…
“move them and their minimal belongings to Europe by boat.”
Even though Italy is in Europe..
But then you said….
“the market vendors on the streets of Italy.”
So he couldn’t have done that :o. If there is something Im missing notify me please. Sorry for being so picky. I did enjoy the bio, probably the best one.
-G
The first paragraph says that he is an American born boy. Him and his mother moved from America to Italy.
[quote comment=”6462″][quote comment=”6460″]My roflcoppter it goes swaswaswa[/quote]
lol thats from arby and thie chief
totally unrelated to leet world[/quote]
Well, it was in the outtakes. I think thats what he meant it from.
Anyways, It seems like all of these guys had some sort of misfortune (or bad luck) fall upon them that made them join T/CT. But I suppose that’s how most people get into it. Great job!
Great bio. Probably the best one yet. It was actually moving at the “The most important thing a man can do in his life- is leave his impression on the life of another. Never forget that”. Good going guys.
My bad Eddy and guys. Fuck my Cortez eyes!
50 years old really isn’t that old. It’s mid-life.
Chet had the childhood I thought Westheimer would of had
What a twist!
That’s a brilliant bio. You really just brought that character to life, beyond the already impressive depth from episodes of a css/gmod machinima. Excellent job, as it set everything up perfectly.
The ending lines were really good, too.
Yhess old man havs stile
OMG B0SS iZ t3h M@n!!11!
Player- ” OMG BosS is 50!??1!” great bio, i could have sworn he was younger though lol.
Hmm, that’s strange, there’s been a pattern of T/CT/T/CT/T/CT up until this. Way to break the loop.
I guess in the end it’s all about keeping Cortez’s bio the last one.
hey, great bio,
Westheimer rocks.
love westheimer, great job with the bio
wow thats strange,if westheimer was training so much than why cortez beats him? I think cortez is toughest character in leet world
wtf!? hes 50. i knew he was older than the others… but 50??
his bio was good but not the best soo far. So far the funniest is player but the best is eaither montroses or chet’s. Westheimer 50…that pretty cool. he goo for old timer if u think about it……cortez’s will be the most interesting
nah we all know cortez’s past its on the 12th episode…….unless they make it more interesting then what the tell on the episode….
Guess what i used the leetworld as an example in one of my sik projects im doing….
[quote comment=”6446″]And I think all of the Characters are a… a bit nerd(I think)..[/quote]
well no shit, its a machinima about a video game. well, that is what a machinima is, and you have to be nerdy in some way (and usually a really good way) to even spend time making one.
Really puts alot of the things seen through the season into a good context though I think it needed abit more mystery
Sorry that this is another post. I really really think this made people understand The Leet World’s concept a little more. Perhaps The Leet World crew/Smooth Few Films will place ‘The Producer’s” biography of some sort up. And maybe they might create video bios :O
Yes! Gainesworthy has got the right idea, video bios! 🙂 And WTF is up with commenting about how he’s 50? He’s fifty. Now deal with it. kk? lol. Great bio, btw.
Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When will the season finale be coming out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait anymore XD!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if our little Noobito would take hax again to kick Mandoza’s ass XD!!
I Finally understand westheimer, player, chet, ummm icant remember the others and i also think ct’s should win GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHET WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!11!!!!!11111111!!!11!@1111!11111!!!!111!!!!!!1
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Fuzz, They’ve done all of them except Cortez.
Well, this explains an awful lot. Poor Westheimer! It’s bad enough to not have a father to speak of, but then the one father figure he has dies.
…Darn you, Smooth Few Films! Now I don’t know who to vote for to win. The characters are ALL TOO LIKEABLE.
Cortez is going to have a million plot twists lol
My gawd, that was awesome plot for all character. Are you guys planning on bio first then the story?
I am angry that the old city dog got his bio before me, and how the f*** am I typing when im blind you ask? Im blind but i can still type.
HA!! my revenge is sweet on you my brother, I will get a BIO before you!!!
That actually kinda bland. I expected a lot more from Westheimer, like more as to why he is a leader rather than trying to prove something to himself. Plus the mention of his rookie partner being on hacks seemed rushed and underplayed – it didn’t feel like it had a large enough impact when it obviously did.
[quote comment=”6508″]That actually kinda bland. I expected a lot more from Westheimer, like more as to why he is a leader rather than trying to prove something to himself. Plus the mention of his rookie partner being on hacks seemed rushed and underplayed – it didn’t feel like it had a large enough impact when it obviously did.[/quote]
Some people really take this lighthearted series a bit to seriously.
Good job on the latest bio guys. Poor Westie.
Westheimer is my dad!
[quote comment=”6490″][quote comment=”6446″]And I think all of the Characters are a… a bit nerd(I think)..[/quote]
well no shit, its a machinima about a video game. well, that is what a machinima is, and you have to be nerdy in some way (and usually a really good way) to even spend time making one.[/quote]
not really you just need to be determined enough to make one
Can’t wait for Cortez’s bio. I hope you guys follow continuity on Cortez Amelio Alejandro Jesus Cardinal’s bio. (I wonder if I spelled it right)
So Moms had an OPEN BEDROOM DOOR POLICY HUH… lolz
Cortez bio will be the last one otherwise wouldnt it spoil the plot?In the coming ep we will learn more about Cortez so the bio is after the ep sadly 🙁 . btw good bio of westheirmer.Hmm when u thing about it westheirmer sound like west-timer 😛
nice bio. llooks like most chars have had it hard. wow he is 50
Poor Westheimer had it hard. His voice doesn’t sound like he’s 50 though. ^_^
He’s 50? I always wondered why his voice changed tone pretty easily all the time.
A very nice bio.
[quote comment=”6462″][quote comment=”6460″]My roflcoppter it goes swaswaswa[/quote]
lol thats from arby and thie chief
totally unrelated to leet world[/quote]
pin an EP, trose, and ellis are talking, and then chet comes running with player behinf him fireing a pistol saying ” ROFLCOPPTER!!!!!”
loved the bios guys, great job 🙂
Whoa, 50!!!!!!!!! Holy crap lol
OMFG 50!!! whoa. But anyways great bio.
** So Cortez was right about his past…but how would he know? Interesting.